February 2012
27 posts
Things That Scare Me Immensely
My delightful co-worker friends and I have been making semi-satirical lists of things that scare us. This week, mine looks like this:
1. Snakes
2. Child birth
3. Commitment
4. Backwards Roller-coasters
Apparently, there’s many assumptions you can make from this list and indeed, my friends have been pretty vocal about them for me.
I keep looking for like-minded people to mock Rick Santorum with, but NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO PARTICIPATE.
Clearly, I am hanging out with the wrong people.
Banana Republic Kate Middleton Dress
I was trying to make a fancy-pantsy post about how Banana Republic is clearly trying to capitalize on Kate Middleton’s style with this new Kate Dress, but trying to insert an actual picture went all wonky. Didn’t she totally wear a highly similar dress to dinner with the Obamas last summer?
I religiously read the style blog What Kate Wore and so I’m pretty sure I’ve...
After watching Kristen Bell’s Sloth Story a dozen times, I’ve decided that my new boyfriend litmus test will now be “Will he find you a sloth?”
The old litmus tests have varied from “Can you tolerate him for more than 3 hours?” to “Does he appreciate the Muppets.”
January 2012
35 posts
Each time you happen to me all over again.
– Edith Wharton, The Age of Innocence (via scribnerbooks)
Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
thewordunheard:
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might...
Suri's Burn Book: Well, it’s here.
Beyonce... →
surisburnbook:
Well, it’s here.
Beyonce reportedly gave birth to a daughter yesterday in New York, named either Blue Ivy or Ivy Blue. (Gwyneth Paltrow says it’s “Blue Ivy,” but since when has she been a trustworthy individual?) Ivy Blue Knowles-Z is a much better name, so obviously I’m pushing for the…